Hilarious Windshield Notes You Just Have to See

Published on February 13, 2017
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There comes a point in someone’s life when enough is enough. When the breaking point has been reached and the road rage becomes full on insanity. Maybe you’ve been there? We’re sure you have, especially when someone executes the worst parking job known to man. Therefore you do the only thing you can to lash out at such inconsiderate people…you leave behind the most brilliant, savage and hilarious note on their windshield. Yeah, that’ll show ’em. Take a look as we have compiled a list filled with the most hilarious notes that will (probably) leaving you roaring with laughter.

That’d Be Great

We’re kicking off this list with a classic note that is miles of hilariousness. Not only did this person draw out the meme that’s been circulating for weeks but they also thought of it on the spot! Who does that?

That'd Be Great

That’d Be Great

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

In this case, we’re so glad we’re not on the receiving end of this note. I mean, can you even call it a note? This person was levels beyond angry to have smeared peanut butter all over this person’s windshield. We just can’t even register the amount of anger and pure rage that boiled within.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Potato, Patato

Oh my. The rage this person was feeling deep inside to leave behind potato “voo-doo” lookin’ dolls is cray. I mean, this just takes things to a very weird level and we’re not entirely sure how to digest this. Someone leave this guy a car insurance quote because this is totally creepy.

Potato, Patato

Potato, Patato

Caps Lock For Emphasis

There is so much sarcasm wrapped into this note that we can’t help but grin like big ol’ fools. But I mean, hey, if some jerk is blocking your way and your only way out is to slide across their hood, well then, what can you do?

Caps Lock For Emphasis

Caps Lock For Emphasis

Learn To Park, Rich Dude

Well then, this one just goes over the top. Bringing in poor little Grandma into it? Then again, what’s she to do when you’re taking up ALL the spots? Seriously. Do everyone a favor and take some lessons because this is just shameful.

Learn To Park, Rich Dude

Learn To Park, Rich Dude

Parking Meme To The Rescue

This has just got to be one of our favorites. It’s the perfect take on a classic meme that’s floating around the web, and this one is just too perfect. Not only did this person one: come up with the most creative text, two: think of the meme image to use but also three: created it all on a Word document and printed it out. It’s got all the wrappings of perfection.

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Parking Meme To The Rescue

LOLZ For Dayz

Excuse me while I’m doubling over in hysterical laughter. This “note” goes well above expectation as you can’t simply just remove it by picking up the note, you’ve got to either leave it so you can look at it in shame every day. Or you gotta roll up your sleeves and get to scrubbing.

LOLZ For Dayz

LOLZ For Dayz

Taken

The note to end all notes! We can just picture the writer of this note seething in frustration and anger, clenching his/her teeth with a fist locked and ready to drop someone. But then, they take it up a notch and craft the perfect killer note, which was even nicely typed up. Liam Neeson, you’ve met your match.

Taken

Taken

Helen Keller Deserves Better

Just how do these people come up with notes? They’re hilarious! I mean, this person thought of Helen Keller on the spot, without a moments hesitation probably. Nicely done.

Helen Keller Deserves Better

Helen Keller Deserves Better

Some Things Just Hurt To Read

Now this one is just heartbreaking…but it’s also funny as heck! Obviously if the situation was reversed, it wouldn’t be so funny. But hey, this person is doing everything they can, including leaving a lovely note for the officer to please stop ruining their life with these tickets. They’re trying!

Some Things Just Hurt To Read

Some Things Just Hurt To Read

No Ticket Please

Well, give this person a gold star for effort. There really is nothing they can do if their door is frozen shut! It really makes you feel for them, yikes, I hope it works. We hope they have some seriously good auto insurance if they poured hot water onto the door handle, cause that will only make matters worse.

No Ticket Please

No Ticket Please

Windshield Glory

From a distance, it looks like a rather non-intimidating note with the whole “hiya” business! Which is a very British way of saying, hey, how are you? But in this case, the more you read, the more you realize, this note is nothing but intimidating and harsh and hilarious and brilliant and mean and the list goes on.

Hiya

Windshield Glory

Blind Jokes, Always Good

Oh look, another blind joke. Man, people are brutal. I wonder how many tries it took them to come up with this savage note or was it just off the cuff? Either way, real smooth.

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Blind Jokes, Always Good

An Appeal To Us All

Oh. My. This poor soul! It happens to us all, when you gotta go, you gotta go. But when you need to pull over into a spot you know you’re not supposed to, well I mean nature calls, what are you gonna do!

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An Appeal To Us All

Almost A Rhyme

What do you get when you combine Carly Rae Jepsen and a parking spot taker? The ultimate burn. Just read the note below and you’ll quickly see what we mean.

Almost A Rhyme

Almost A Rhyme

Send Me Their Number

This person is super upset, so much so, they want to talk to the person who taught you how to park. Clearly, they didn’t a very good job. Forget weight loss programs, all I need to do is read these notes and I’ll have a 6 pack in no time.

Send Me Their Number

Send Me Their Number

Just Use Whatever’s Handy

Whoever said you need a piece of paper to leave behind a brutal note clearly never met a seriously pissed off woman. This woman has got game. Well done, this will come in handy. I think this guy should look into a car insurance quote before someone does more than just leave a note behind.

Just Use Whatever's Handy

Just Use Whatever’s Handy

Let’s Play A Game

This is one extremely committed person, they take leaving behind notes like this to a whole other level. And this one is clearly intended for the traffic warden making this one of the most thought out notes of all time.

Let's Play A Game

Let’s Play A Game

The Facebook Button We All Want

Finally! Someone actually created the Facebook button we all so richly deserve. I mean this guy is a champ, he even printed out the note on a business card. I wonder how many copies he had made? It’s not like bad parking jobs happen once in a while, it’s constant.

Facebook Button Approved

The Facebook Button We All Want

BURN

Wow. This note just leaves me speechless and rolling over in laughter. Besides this person had business cards printed off so they can share the burn everywhere they go.

BURN

BURN

Real Smooth Buddy

We totally get where this guy is coming from! A month of having to suffer because some person just doesn’t know how to park? We can’t imagine. Fingers crossed that it stopped right after this note emerged.

Real Smooth Buddy

Real Smooth Buddy

Honorary Member

I don’t know whether to be shocked or amused that an entire neighborhood pitched in, in agreement that this person is the worst parker in the entire neighborhood. Maybe even in the world.

Honorary Member

Honorary Member

Don’t Make People Doubt Their Grammar

There is nothing we love more than how perfectly this note was constructed. Honestly, frame this, put it on display at the New York Museum of Art. It’s beautiful.

Don't Make People Doubt Their Grammar

Don’t Make People Doubt Their Grammar

Two Kinds Of People

There really are two kinds of people here – those who politely get to the point and those who are cutthroat. Which one are you?!

Two Kinds Of People

Two Kinds Of People

Very British

If you’ve ever spent any time in England then you’ll pick up this guy’s message in no time.

Very British

Very British

Word Doc

You know you’ve pissed someone off to the point of no return when one, they type up a note. Two, they leave you diagrams. Three, they’re polite about it. Be scared, be very scared.

Word Doc

Word Doc

X Ray Machine

Now this is just brutal but oh so, incredibly hilarious. And so well thought out. I mean, who just thinks of these on the spot? Hats off to you kind sir.

X Ray Machine

X Ray Machine

You Got Lucky

Looks like this guy is off the hook, although he really shouldn’t be if he/she is going to park so horribly. I mean, come on!

You Got Lucky

You Got Lucky

Stop Being A Jerk

Don’t say he didn’t deserve it! What kind of person continually parks in handicapped spots if they aren’t handicapped? Seems a bit, cold hearted, if that’s even the right word.

Stop Being A Jerk

Stop Being A Jerk

Take The Bus

Oh look, business cards! The people who honestly take the time to print off dozens upon dozens of business cards for occasions such as this one, are my hero.

Take The Bus

Take The Bus

That’s Cold

Emphasis on the “I” here, the spot was intended for this person’s family and it looks like this person just didn’t care. That ain’t right.

That's Cold

That’s Cold

The Bottom Below Rock Bottom

This note just makes you laugh, not just because it’s written on duct tape. Okay, okay, that may be the only reason.

The Bottom Below Rock Bottom

The Bottom Below Rock Bottom

The General Public

This person needs answers. Right now. Like, why? Why must you park so inconsiderately? On top of that, park wrong! The general public needs answers.

The General Public

The General Public

The Meteorologist

Burn! That’s really all we can say as we slow clap for this epic and phenomenal burn.

The Meteorologist

The Meteorologist

Dear Driver

What a lovely signature, I might have to use that from now when people send me the most ~pointless~ emails.

Dear Driver

Dear Driver

Think Of The Ice Cream

Quite possibly one of the nicest (ish) notes left on someone’s windshield but we so totally get their pain. Not only did Mr. Important take up two perfectly good spots but he also started a depressing chain reaction, forcing this nice person to have to park miles away and walk in the blistering heat. On top of that, their ice cream (sniff, sniff) melted! The rage within me is all consuming and I wasn’t even a victim.

Think Of The Ice Cream

Think Of The Ice Cream

First Day Of School

The first day of school is always tough but when you get your hopes up upon seeing an open spot to park in from a distance. Only to have all your hopes crushed once you pull up and boom, two spots are taken. How. Rude.

First Day Of School

First Day Of School

For The Good Of Society, Just Park Your Darn Car

This person was so full of rage that they typed their note up. And they finished it off by forcing you to question just what your purpose in life is. Very thought provoking.

For The Good Of Society Park Your Darn Car

For The Good Of Society Park Your Darn Car

Good One

I’ve said it once, I’ve said it twice and I am going to continue saying it – notes that are written on business cards are epic. This honestly means that there are certain kinds of people in the world who are USED to people parking lousy. So much so that they have invested time and money printing up business cards.

Good One

Good One

He’s The Hero We Need

When you love Transformers so much, you use every opportunity at hand to incorporate it into your everyday life.

Hes The Hero We Need

He’s The Hero We Need

Necessary Instructions

They have spelled out the issue loud and clear! If the horrible parker here doesn’t understand the point after this, then they seriously need some parking lessons.

Instructions

Instructions

It’s Not So Bad, Oh Wait.

The first paragraph really isn’t so bad, they’re acknowledged the problem. The second paragraph is sympathetic cause this person’s also been there, they know the struggle. But then the third paragraph – whoa. They have taken this message to a whole other level and they’ve even awarded the person with an award…the worst neighbor award that is.

It's Not So Bad, Oh Wait.

It’s Not So Bad, Oh Wait.

Just For You

Someone finally got the opportunity to use their chalk and draw out a parking spot just for this person because they clearly don’t know to park. At all.

Just For You

Just For You

Aww Little Bunny

Now this might not be a business card but it is however, a printed off document shaped like a business card. Oh yeah, it’s also a hilarious windshield note and the bunny is super cute. That is all.

Aww Little Bunny

Aww Little Bunny

Mickey Joins The Party

Dang, this person really knew how to make Mickey Mouse more adult. Ahem. But our favorite bit, “next time leave me a can-opener.” ROTFL.

Mickey Joins The Party

Mickey Joins The Party

Monster Truck

You have angered the wrong guy here. I believe him when he says he has a monster truck to use the next time you block him in.

Monster Truck

Monster Truck

Nature VS Nurture

Well it was nice of this guy to leave a note altering the driver as to what was happening on the hood of his/her car, even if it’s totally disturbing.

Nature VS Nurture

Nature VS Nurture

No Offense But…

This may not be an angry person, but a creeped out person is just as funny. And this poor driver has the unfortunate luck of driving around in a suspicious white van cause if Hollywood has taught us anything, it’s that murderers, serial killers, rapists, kidnappers, well basically, only monsters (yah know, the worst of the worst) drive white vans. Creepy.

No Offense But...

No Offense But…

Clever Jack

Oh Jack, that’s a good one. Not only did you leave a “pretend” note because someone was watching but you also dinged this person’s car!

Clever Jack

Clever Jack

The Dent Of Justice

This really is one of those “Oops, sorry about that but it’s your own fault,” kind of messages. Then again, beaches are fun.

The Dent Of Justice

The Dent Of Justice

Parking Pig

Well this note is one part kind and one part rude. I mean, they’re comparing the person to a pig…that doesn’t seem so nice. But on the other hand, they’re also trying to appeal to the person’s good side.

Parking Pig

Parking Pig

Spot The dog

Well then, here’s a lovely little Kelso sized BURN. This person has some wicked humor and we are just glad we’re not on the receiving end!

Spot The Dog

Spot The Dog

Spiderman Gets Involved

Just be a tad bit more considerate and maybe Spiderman won’t get involved…yah know, if he’s not too busy saving the world and all.

Spiderman Gets Involved

Spiderman Gets Involved

Pretty Please

This sure is one way to leave a note behind. Carve it out of the snow that’s been dumped on top of one’s car – very original. Also, they did say please.

Pretty Please

Pretty Please

Oh Snap

I mean, it is a multiple choice option, so that counts for something! And we have to say that the person who created this is a genius. A sheer genius. They’ve come prepared for every horrible parking situation they could possibly encounter.

Oh Snap

Oh Snap

OUCH

Now that’s one business card to leave behind, wouldn’t you say? No? Yeah, we get your point.

OUCH

OUCH

Parking Award

First of all, before we get ahead of ourselves, how in the world did they manage to get balloons inside of this person’s car? Yeah! On the other hand, you won a prize?

Parking Award

Parking Award

Seasons Greetings

I can feel the hatred and pure rage the person who wrote this note felt…I mean I felt it deep in my core. We’re going to go ahead and count our blessings, I wouldn’t have wanted to have been a receipt of this note at all!

Seasons Greetings

Seasons Greetings

Skipped A Class

On all accounts is this the mother-load of notes. We don’t really need to get into details here…in fact, we’ll just go ahead and let this one settle in.

Skipped A Class

Skipped A Class

Short And To The Point

Now this windshield note is just short and totally straight to the point, I mean, why sugar coat it really? Doesn’t seem worth it.

Short And To The Point

Short And To The Point

Please Don’t Rob Me

Now this is the kind of note that would make someone laugh and maybe, just maybe, take only ONE baby wipe. Who knows?

Please Don't Rob Me

Please Don’t Rob Me

Turtle Turtle

Whether or not you have kids, this note has gotta hurt. Being compared to a three year old is no one’s favorite pastime, it is however, hilarious.

Turtle Turtle1

Turtle Turtle

Sir T Rex Is On The Case

T-Rex is here to put this matter to rest. Although we do wish he wouldn’t because we’re not sure whether this person’s rage will come out in brute force one day or will just continue to be a silent kind of anger. Either one sounds awful.

Sir T Rex Is On The Case

Sir T Rex Is On The Case

St. Judes

The fact this note was left on a St. Judes Children’s Hospital paper is enough to cause guilt to all those who read it. That is all.

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St. Judes

Bob

Come on, Bob! This note is really pushing the lines of acceptable and totally inappropriate. Wouldn’t you say? We thought so!

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Bob

Tony Says

Tony says that he is not to blame here, we don’t blame him. We will say that Tony seems a bit full of himself but secretly, we kind of dig it.

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Tony Says

Four

Your effort to take up FOUR parking spots is being applauded by all of us, sir. How in the world you managed to do such a task is beyond us, all we know is, it’s absolutely ridiculous.

Four

Four

Thief

Corrine is holding nothing back in this note, which we totally understand. She’s a law-abiding citizen who has done nothing wrong! Move along, move along.

Thief

Thief

Speed Racer

When a note gets signed off, “your tired a** neighbors,” you know you’ve really done it. Especially considering the damage you’re causing your car by being so darn inconsiderate.

Speed Racer

Speed Racer

Self Centered

Uhh, the ending of this note is pure savagery in every way imaginable. I mean, they hope that “the fleas of a thousand camels invade your armpit.” That’s just…brutal.

Self Centered

Self Centered

Bad Park You

Everything about this note is ludicrous and so wrong on every single level.

Bad Park You

Bad Park You

Well, That’s That

We’ve mentioned before how there are two kinds of people out in the world. Those who are slightly kind and those who well, aren’t. Ergo, the image below.

Well, That's That

Well, That’s That

New Year’s

Yup, that sounds like a pretty good New Year’s resolution to us. At least they didn’t smash anything up affecting your auto insurance.

New Year's

New Year’s

A Whole World of Hurt

This particular windshield note has all kinds harsh words and it sounds like an odd storyline about to go down.

A Whole World Of Hurt

A Whole World Of Hurt

F

Just goes to prove that size doesn’t matter and in the case of this windshield note, that’s exactly what’s proven.

F

F

Hit And Run

That’s one way to leave a windshield note behind, however, maybe they really shouldn’t have. As they clearly don’t care. Yikes!

Hit And Run

Hit And Run

Hey Stranger

Just please don’t do it again. Ugh, girl knows how to play at the heartstrings. This is the windshield note to end all notes.

Hey Stranger

Hey Stranger

A Mom

No one should ever, ever make a mom angry. Like ever. So when you start to park, just think for a minute!

A Mom

A Mom

Santa

Well, this just spells it all out for yah. You’ve parked in two spots, buddy. Get it together.

Santa

Santa

Rich Dude

This is one way to shame a BMW ‘rich dude’ who thought it was perfectly cool to park across two spaces. Just in case the ‘dude’ still didn’t let it get in the way, then bringing a handicapped grandmother into the equation is a sure-fire way to make the pangs of guilt set in!

Learn To Park, Rich Dude

Rich Dude

The Curse

If you’re not a believer in spells, and received this note with an online curse on your windshield, you might try to laugh it off. That is until your car suddenly started to break down every day, and you might start to be a little worried. It’s ok, maybe this is the wake up call you needed to go online and learn how to stop stealing other people’s parking spots…

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The Curse

Good Neighborly Advice

Now that’s one awesomely passive-aggressive way to leave a windshield note. We love how they wrap up the message with good neighborly advice. Well warning them that their engine might blow out is the perfect way to ask them to stop revving their engine to the max every day. No one wants to live next to a wannabe racing driver who revs their car every morning at 7.30am, so we feel their pain!

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Good Neighborly Advice

Time To Roll Out

If there was ever a transformer robot you wouldn’t want to cross, Optimus Prime would be high up on the list. Trust us! So this scary warning note might just be the push you needed to learn how to park better next time.

Time To Roll Out

Time To Roll Out

Always Watching

You have to be careful if you’re a hit and run artist. Because even if you think you got away with it, there’s always someone, watching you, waiting patiently to find you. So even if you think you’ve gotten away with hitting a car and riding away, you still have to be careful! If you received this note that the police are on their way, it might be a reality check you need to exchange your details next time. It’s also a breath of fresh air knowing that there are still some good citizens out there!

Always Watching

Always Watching

Accepting One’s Fate

Sometimes in life, it’s important to accept your fate. Especially if there’s nothing you can do about it when someone parks in your reserved spot, again. It’s also important to let your feelings out. This windshield note may seem like an upbeat message on the surface, wishing the driver a ‘great weekend’ and saying ‘it’s all good in the hood’. Still, there is a tinge of sarcasm at the end of the note by adding #81, which might mean this is the 81st time this has happened. That’s enough to make any driver feel a little guilty.

Accepting Ones Fate

Accepting One’s Fate

Fill In The Blanks

We have to hand it to this imaginative driver. To his credit, he does use his creative skills to write a windshield note poem, and even let’s the driver fill in the blanks. We’re also guessing this driver has had enough bad parking experiences to last a lifetime, which drove him to print out his own messages – just in case another bad parker crosses his path.

Fill In The Blanks

Fill In The Blanks

Adding Insult To Injury

Ouch! This driver adds even more insult to injury. Not only did the driver hit a car, he took the time to leave a note that didn’t even include his insurance details. Instead he rubbed salt in the wound by telling the driver he hit the car, but it’s such a piece of junk that he probably wouldn’t notice! Just wow!

Adding Insult To Injury

Adding Insult To Injury

Some Skill

This driver certainly has some fine parking talents. Well it takes a certain level of genius to manage to park across four spots in a packed parking lot. So this awesome passive aggressive note is really on point, and maybe it’s is the best way to speak to drivers who really think it’s ok to park like this.

Some Skill

Some Skill

Seriously Concerned

This helpful citizen seems genuinely concerned about this parking job. So naturally he just felt the need to seriously remind the driver that he needs help! Well at least he says it how it is!

Seriously Concerned

Seriously Concerned

Ask Yourself

Sometimes in life you just need to stop and take a moment to ask yourself, “Where would Jesus park?”. This note might also be pure genius, because we never really thought about where Jesus might park. The driver has all the answers too, as he knows that Jesus wouldn’t park in Park Ave. We’re still wondering to this day if Jesus ever found the right spot!

Ask Yourself

Ask Yourself

What About My Parking?

This is one note that we would never expect to see on a windshield! We have to admit that is one adorable message from the friendly neighborhood lesbian. Maybe windshield notes could become the next Tinder. Who knows!

What About My Parking

What About My Parking?

Patriots

This is one heartwarming note to receive from your neighbors. When they noticed that some kids in the area stole this guy’s flag, they all grouped together to help buy a new one. The neighbors also reminds him that not everyone in the area is like those kids, which is actually pretty refreshing and awesome.

Patriots

Patriots

Hat Off To Him

We’re sure this woman was pleasantly surprised to receive this note on her windshield that the morning. After leaving her car parked in the Original Joe’s parking lot overnight, the restaurant decided to reward her for not drinking and driving. While some might have given her a parking fine, she was rewarded with a free lunch! We’re sure she enjoyed every bite of her delicious chicken wings!

Hat Off To Him

Hat Off To Him

Not A Note

This neighbor really wanted to make a parking statement – in the most extra way possible. So instead of leaving a note, they took their anger to the next level by building a fully-blown wooden structure to block the car in and stop them from parking in their spot! We’re sure once the driver managed to get the car out of the way, they never messed with that neighbor again!

Not A Note

Not A Note

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